sorry it’s been a while! we got our new crew dude, Buddy Wardrobe.  Yesterday he got himself a little retarded and crashed into a parking meter in Boston and I thought to myself - this guy’s gone work out just fine! we sure have been partying a lot.  I suppose when you work really hard with few days off, you have to play a little harder.  These Warped BBQs are killing us too.  It’s impossible to sit in your bunk and “rest” when all you hear is a million people having a blast right outside your window.  The shows have been so amazing and fun that celebrations seem to be constantly in order.

We’re working out some killer tours for after Warped btw.  I’ll tell you very soon about them but we’ll be hitting the UK, Europe, Japan, Australia and the USA all pretty much within the next 6 months.  here’s today’s gossip..  somebody slapped somebody with a slipper and got reprimanded at production.  theres a love triangle developing on our bus between 3 people who are all “involved” with each other.  See we share with the Alana Grace band and they’re pretty awesome except one dude named “hollywood” who wears leather pants and actually says shit like “i have so many fans it’s annoying. but i’m a rockstar so I guess i’ll have to deal with it” ….   and he’s serious.  there’s another dude in their camp that constantly tries to bring 16 year old girls on the bus.  he’s about to kicked off the tour if he keeps that up.  aside from those pedophilistic leanings, he’s cool but never in a million years would ML put up some bullshit like that. you’ve been warned sonnnn. The sponsors that we’ve met have been awesome..  Alternative Prss tent had us for a signing a few days ago - the KIA dudes are awesome - the Keep-A-Breast people will always be my favorite - and Greenpeace kids rule.

Jersey show was crazy - Mateo destroyed himself into jeezys drums.  matthew is playing with a massive stress fracture in his foot and me? well….. i like big butts and i can not lie, you other brothers can’t deny